The worst thing ever put in an offering basket

by Jon Acuff

There’s a chance that somebody once put an adult black mamba into an offering basket.

Those snakes are extremely venomous, incredibly fast, and hate contemporary worship music. So if somebody put one of those in an offering basket, then this post should be titled “The next to worst thing ever put in an offering basket.”

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Until that day though, this takes the cake.

A few weeks ago, someone sent me a photo. (I’m jon (at) in case you want to email me.)

It’s a picture of a check that was placed in the offering and, well, I’ll let you see what happened:

So in review:

1. Someone filled out a check for $75.
2. They then wrote VOID on that check.
3. Then they wrote, “Drums way to loud.”
4. Then they put it in the offering basket.

Now I know what you’re thinking: That is whack and “to” is incorrectly used! I agree, but here’s a few things we need to keep in mind before we jump to any crazy conclusions…


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